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Appreciate what we have now and never regret for those we gave up in the past. It is always no pain no gain. Nothing is easy in life and nothing is unsolvable. Have faith and u shall find the stars that shine u through the journey~

Thursday, November 02, 2006

~Rolling wheels on a kill~

On one fine early morning, the birds are chirping happily, the tree is dancing with the wind gracefully ..er, ok I ain't making any sense here.

We were happily planning what's ahead of the rest of the day. So happily but to no avail. He was stoned in his car as I turned over from the door. His oh-no expression actually told me everything. Lovely charade is dead. Its poor engine wasn't even making a fuss, not to mention his last will before it went completely dead.

We put in loads of efforts to revive poor charade. But helpless it seems. I do have thoughts that CPR might help. Freaky though. Not if nobody could pinpoint any other revival methods.

So, we decided to throw it a 'r.i.p' glance and we off on feet. Trotted to the nearest stalls and had a not-so-cool breakfast. The food sucks ok. We didn't managed to finish it and my baby wasn't feeling well. "Owh..poor boy, come to mommy here." *Kiss*

Well thanks to the cranky ventilation, we could stand the stuffy air no more. Awkwardly, we moved and trotted back home.

We reached a corner passing the school. "Raawwr!!!!!" I turned my head towards the loud noise of engine from behind. I gasped, almost forgetting to breathe.

"FUCK YOU!!"
The bloody car was only 2 or 3 metres away from my ass! I could see the driver was getting outta control of his own car. He was a lucky bitch to be able to direct his steering to the other side quick enough to avoid a pathetic accident of two loving birds.

I figured that he'd probably 'throwing' a corner to impress his partner. Halo?! Can DIE ga!

Sigh* What happened to the JPJ examiner these days?
A short flashback..

JpJ : Cepat lah..
Me : Tak boleh, nanti langgar...*meter is displaying 60km/h*
JpJ : Auntie, ni ada brek kat sini...*he shouted at me while stomping on the brake at his side*
Me : Tak boleh...aku takut oh..*annoyed as the car is jerking back and forth*
JpJ : Cepat lagi...
Me : ...... *la lu li la la la du du dap*
JpJ : Cepat ish...
Me : .............

2 Crappy Ideas:

"c116251335402375659"> Oot craps...

wah lau, jpj ask you to faster arr? when i was taking my exam he nvr said anything at all =S and i was only going 40km/h~ wakakaka XD

8:22 AM  
"c116252794883405785"> Oot craps...

Clarify and answer some ques here..

Q:why bitch on a HE?
A:HE is a ruthless driver who drives like a pussy. in short as dangerous as a lady driver! hehe.. that's why bitch suits him more than anything in this world.

12:25 PM  

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