~Rolling wheels on a kill~
On one fine early morning, the birds are chirping happily, the tree is dancing with the wind gracefully ..er, ok I ain't making any sense here.
We were happily planning what's ahead of the rest of the day. So happily but to no avail. He was stoned in his car as I turned over from the door. His oh-no expression actually told me everything. Lovely charade is dead. Its poor engine wasn't even making a fuss, not to mention his last will before it went completely dead.
We put in loads of efforts to revive poor charade. But helpless it seems. I do have thoughts that CPR might help. Freaky though. Not if nobody could pinpoint any other revival methods.
So, we decided to throw it a 'r.i.p' glance and we off on feet. Trotted to the nearest stalls and had a not-so-cool breakfast. The food sucks ok. We didn't managed to finish it and my baby wasn't feeling well. "Owh..poor boy, come to mommy here." *Kiss*
Well thanks to the cranky ventilation, we could stand the stuffy air no more. Awkwardly, we moved and trotted back home.
We reached a corner passing the school. "Raawwr!!!!!" I turned my head towards the loud noise of engine from behind. I gasped, almost forgetting to breathe.
"FUCK YOU!!"
The bloody car was only 2 or 3 metres away from my ass! I could see the driver was getting outta control of his own car. He was a lucky bitch to be able to direct his steering to the other side quick enough to avoid a pathetic accident of two loving birds.
I figured that he'd probably 'throwing' a corner to impress his partner. Halo?! Can DIE ga!
Sigh* What happened to the JPJ examiner these days?
A short flashback..
JpJ : Cepat lah..
Me : Tak boleh, nanti langgar...*meter is displaying 60km/h*
JpJ : Auntie, ni ada brek kat sini...*he shouted at me while stomping on the brake at his side*
Me : Tak boleh...aku takut oh..*annoyed as the car is jerking back and forth*
JpJ : Cepat lagi...
Me : ...... *la lu li la la la du du dap*
JpJ : Cepat ish...
Me : .............


wah lau, jpj ask you to faster arr? when i was taking my exam he nvr said anything at all =S and i was only going 40km/h~ wakakaka XD
Clarify and answer some ques here..
Q:why bitch on a HE?
A:HE is a ruthless driver who drives like a pussy. in short as dangerous as a lady driver! hehe.. that's why bitch suits him more than anything in this world.